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Goldfish Demotivational Poster


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm

Middle Age -

TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."

LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.

TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am
wrong on so many levels :D

FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


IT'S OK - Everyone got out safely. Apart from the goldfish... No-one ever thinks to save the goldfish.

TAGS: fire goldfish
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

CloudchaserS - June 2, 2012, 4:56 am
I see what you did there :-)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:36 am
I hear those moronic vegetarian who eat fish, say fishes don’t feel pain. Yeah, all that squirming around trying to pull the hook out of their mouth… can’t be because they’re in pain. And yes, I eat fish... And caviar.
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:00 pm
No one except Pee-Wee.
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 10:20 am
Thank the Lord for small mercies lol.
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2012, 10:02 am
At least you get freshly boiled fish out of the deal